Thursday 19 July 2007

Sunday 15th July – 329.7 Miles Home

Man! Writing this it all seems so final. The ride back up to Calais (the ferry from Caen to Portsmouth is inexplicably expensive nice as it would have been in my diminished state) was not as bad as I'd expected, normal enough roads with a bit of motorway towards the end. My mind was else where so I just floated along for the most part so it was probably just as well that it was nothing too taxing. I felt incredibly weary and although I was looking forward to seeing my wife again (and not to mention my desperate need for a bath and some clean and dry clothes) I also felt an overwhelming sadness that the reality of life would have to creep back in.

All in all the journey to Calais was pretty uneventful. The weather was lovely and the bike was running well. On the motorway parts the lads had a tendency to hair off and leave me but we always met back up at fuel stops or any junctions. At the ferry port we were surprised to find that our tickets were twice as expensive as the journey out but at least we seemed to have timed it right and pretty much boarded the ferry straight after buying the tickets after a minimal wait in the baking sun. The ferry had a lot of bikers on board all heading home with great stories of European tracks and the like.

We grabbed a sandwich and a cold drink. I fell asleep through the remainder of the short crossing waking with a dead arm for my troubles. Disembarking we knew we were due a fuel stop but all the garages were on the other side of the road so we figured that we'd fuel on the motorway and just plug at the final few miles. I was cutting it fine on my little 15L tank. Particularly as, after the lads had done their usual haring off and leaving me pootling along at 80, I managed to pass the exit for services (I thought that it was after the junction another half a mile and only realized my error when I saw Rob and Si pass overhead on the bridge) D'Oh! I rode on to the next junction in the hope of seeing a garage there ad then opted for heading back down the motorway to the same services I'd passed. I literally coasted up to the pump. The lads were no-where to be seen.

The rest of my journey included a small part of the M25. Definitely something I haven't missed, it was it's usual car park type traffic. Filtering with hard luggage was a new challenge though (don't think I'll head into town fully loaded somehow – to easy to forget my extra width!). It was great to be home! All my stuff stinks, I'm as stiff as a board and desperately need a holiday (the prospect of work is really quite depressing), the bike is a mess and will probably benefit from a full service to be quite frank let alone a good wash (much like myself)!

Tips for my next trip: I would take less t-shirts and more socks and pants. For at least a month before departure I would ride like a complete fairy to avoid any untimely or costly 'offs' (the knee issue was a definite hurdle I could have done without). I would change out my chain and sprocket and any other likely consumables. I think I'm going to get some of those language tapes, my handle on the various languages encountered was, quite frankly, embarrassing and finally I would take the same friends again – Good traveling companions are worth their weight in gold.

Tuesday 17 July 2007

Saturday 14th July – 0 Miles *BASTILLE CELEBRATIONS*

A day of rest for our battered and over worked machines. And to a lesser extent a day of rest for us too although, obviously, there remained our cultural obligations as ambassadors for the biking community ;0)

We had an extremely lazy start, getting up when we felt it was dry enough (it had rained in the night but seemed bright enough now) and aiming to go into Caen via l'autobus. Armed with a bus time table, camera's, wallets and our freshest attire (after nine days on the road, nothing was that fresh by now) we ventured up to the bus stop. After much deliberation and about 20 minutes needless waiting we concluded that the sign read something along the lines of 'due to the festivities there will be no bus service from this stop'. Plan B was an extremely expensive but very posh taxi into town. Nothing quite like arriving in style.

The town was quiet. Expecting that the celebrations proper would start much later, as is the way in mainland Europe, we took the opportunity to do a bit of sightseeing. We wandered the streets in the glorious sunshine (me usually hobbling behind Rob and Si with my knackered knee) taking pictures and admiring the architecture and history. We started at the harbor and walked up through the old cobbled streets until we re-emerged at the harbor with the required thirst. I nearly fell asleep in my first beer so had to have a coffee chaser! I soon got into the spirit though. Booking a table in the same restaurant me and Rob ended TME in and proceeding to squeeze in a pre diner bar crawl.

Diner was an adventure in itself. We went for the obligatory Kako (the specialty of the house – knuckle of ham cooked in cider for about 87 hours... this stuff just melts in your mouth!) and loads and loads of beers. It didn't take much for Rob and Si to be up on the tables dancing and I'm sure the chef whipping back our heads and pouring some mysterious liquid into our mouths added to the whole affair somewhat. There was a Stag party and a Hen party right next to us to the place was just jumping. Everyone was dancing around and having fun. It's such a rarity to have such a brilliant atmosphere in a restaurant, I didn't want the night to end. We went on from there to the bar next door for more beer and then started to get conscious about our return journey to camp. We tried the number the taxi driver had given us to no avail. Luckily the bar staff booked us a cab which turned up before we'd even finished our drinks!

Back to our tents and the sleep of the dead again... just wish I'd shut the vent on my tent properly as we had another storm in the night so I woke in somewhat of a puddle.

Friday 13th July – 202.8 Miles Langrune Sur Mer (Caen)

What a difference a day makes. From the get go I could see that the sun was fighting it's way through the gray. As the day unfolded it got warmer and warmer. Which made the lovely and diverse roads on our route down to Caen all the more beautiful. Every road type available was on the cards today. There were select parts of dual carriageway (great for making up miles and quite alright in small doses), winding coastal roads, scenic country lanes, even a small ferry crossing. Days like this and I lose all track of time. The first I knew of the 200 odd miles we'd done was when I tried to dismount the bike and could barely move! I hadn't even fueled until the 150 mile mark! I was just cruising all day, hardly thinking about anything but the ride and loving every bit of it. The previous days trauma was soon forgotten.

We came into Caen from the North and it looked beautiful. It wasn't even that busy for a Friday rush hour. We made a brief stop at Pegasus bridge for a quick photo and then had to wait as the bridge had been raised to let three boats through. We could really feel the sun now as we sat in all our bike gear sweating but happy. Rob decided that we'd head to the coast and find a camp site there. As it happens there's hundreds of them and in hindsight it may have been better for us to shop around a bit. The site we stopped on was the poshest yet – four star in fact and more than suited our needs. Although we were eaten alive somewhat by mosquitoes whilst we polished off some baguettes, ham, cheese and a box of beer. We strolled down to the front for a wander (I must admit to being a bit of a baby because my knee was killing me and I just wanted to sit and have a beer). In anticipation of the Bastille celebrations kids were setting off fireworks on the beach. We sat in a bar and had another couple of beers as the front got busier and busier. The climax came at about 2300 when a brass band played classical music to a back drop of an impressive fireworks display. It was absolutely heaving by now and really putting us in the mood for Caen tomorrow night.

Thursday 12th July – 312.6 Miles Berck Sur Mer

We sadly parted company with Paul this morning. A planned departure this time though as he had to press on home for his daughters first birthday whilst we went on to enjoy Bastille day back in France.

The day consisted of about 20 miles of nice rural sweepies followed by 292 miles of the most tedious, monotonous miles you could imagine. The most inspiring part to my day was a particularly vibrant bug splat on my jacket. I was really not into it at all today. I hate the motorway stuff, it's incredibly uncomfortable and hard work on the XTX. I guess needs must some days and it was important to cover the miles.

Had a fun night at the campsite bar though to make up for it and by the morning most of our stuff would be dry.

Wednesday 11th July – 38.3 Mile *THE RING*

Lazy start to the day; at least for three of us. Whilst we lounged late in camp Paul was up and on the road early to catch us up after his 'detour'. The weather seemed undecided but we were adamant that we were going to remain unperturbed. We finally met back up with Paul. I felt unusually overjoyed to see him again, safe and sound and back in the group. He'd only been AWOL for one day!!!

We sat and had a coffee while watching Caterhams, Lotus', Porsche and even an old Fiat and the like hair around the F1 track. There's a certain buzz to the 'Ring' that I think only petrol heads might get. I loved it! The rain was causing some doubts as to whether we would ride the Nordschleife or not. We did a bit of shopping and checked out the museum.

The museum was fun. Loads to see and do plus some cool PS2 interactive stuff. There was a couple of motion simulators so you could experience the g-forces of a F1 car around the circuit.

It would have been sacrilege to come all this way and not ride the track. What ever the weather. So when Rob announced that he was thinking the same as me I was over the moon (I hadn't wanted to do it on my own). Paul and Simon decided to give it a miss. We paid our 19 Euros and jumped on for our 'wet lap'. It was so much fun I can't describe!

The XTX really proved it's mettle on the track. I could break really late, hang deep in the corners and still have enough for an extra fistful on the exit. With the Avon Distanzias nice and warm I hardly noticed it was raining to be honest. It was all over far too quick. Once again all the horror stories proved unfounded. I saw one car, that passed me on the final straight that runs into the finish cones. They were welding a barrier back together at one point but I didn't think it a particularly difficult ride. Carousel was a bit scary, but I think I'd built it up so much in my mind that it was probably not as bad as I thought. There's a crest just before a long right hand sweeping bend where there was a crowd of onlookers cheering and waving – I nearly lost a bit of concentration there and had visions of coming off in front of them all but all in all I was buzzing so much when I came through the finish cones that I wanted to go again. I was hooting and hollering in my lid like a loon. Alas, it was closed for the evening. Rob eventually came in, he'd been stopped and told to remove his camera, he looked equally as chuffed to have done it too.

Back at camp and we fired up the stove and cooked up a storm. We made a fire in the woods and sat up late into the night listening to chilled tunes and drinking whiskey by the camp fire. The weather wasn't brilliant but we didn't care.

Tuesday 10th July – 397.9 Miles Nurburgring

Wet start with a sore knee. It seems to be my bladder that wakes me most days on this trip. We followed Lake Lehman round North. The towns were hectic and full of traffic before we got to some windy rural roads. It was also still raining on and off.

Unknown to me (my comms have been down for the duration of the trip) Paul had decided to stop at the start of a series of windies to don his shades (on the second day of relentless rain... I know!). Half way down I realized I'd lost him so I slowed to a crawl just in case the rain was causing him to ride slower but to no avail. After a while I belted down the rest of the twisty hill to catch the other two. They told me about the shades and so we waited. And waited. And waited. I decided to ride back up to where I'd last seen him (it was an excellent excuse to ride the windy hill again – twice in fact) it was an otherwise fruitless exercise. He'd turned of and shot down the Motorway at top speed in an attempt to catch us up.

By the time we resumed contact (via mobile phones) he'd gone miles in the other direction so it was decided that we would contact each other every stop and try to meet up again. Failing that we had a final destination of the 'Ring'.

We all pressed on a little disheartened at being separated. The mileage looked daunting as a group so it must have been even more so solo. We also found that a lot of it was Motorway which is not fun; even less so in the driving rain in fact! We rode through Luxembourg in a matter of minutes. The only joy for me came when we got off the Autobahn. The roads around the 'Ring' are brilliant race track smooth sweeping heaven. I didn't even care that it was still chucking it down – they're corners!!!

We eventually found a camp site right next to the track and booked four of us in. Then we heard from Paul who'd hold up in a Motel in France somewhere. I don't blame him, the weather was relentless and on your own there's no-one to give you that all important boost when you most need it. The rain persisted while we erected our sodden tents in the boggy marsh. We didn't even wash or change; just rode into the nearest town to find a warm, dry bar to have something warm to eat. Dinner turned out to be the best meal of the trip yet, it was just such a shame that Paul couldn't be with us.

Monday 9th July – 250.4 Miles Montreaux

It was all conspiring against us this morning. The weather was awful, cold, miserable, wet and gray. Camp took an eternity to get packed up (and it's never a pleasure packing everything wet). Then Rob's Vara wouldn't start. The battery was weak to start with and then died pretty quickly after that. Luckily a fellow camper (evidently a German electrician) had enough wire to light up Blackpool so we took a jump from Paul's Tiger. After much fiddling she was finally alive. Rob didn't dare turn her off for the remainder of the morning. Campsite reception appeared to be MIA so we had to wait for what felt like an eternity to settle up (some guys just did a bunk without paying – hardly surprising really) and then there seemed to be no end to the confusion over the bill as every body was being charged different amounts. Simon argued the toss and we paid what we felt was right in the end.

We followed Fozzy onto the road we couldn't find from Suza before. It turned out to be a lovely sweeping road cutting through lovely rural landscapes. It passed a fabulous looking monastery type thing which we all stopped to photograph. At Suza we picked up the Col Mont Cenis once more (in the reverse direction). We were enjoying the road unhindered by the crappy weather. We stopped by the lake again for an early lunch and to get some warmth back into our frozen bodies. Ham, egg, cheese and chips washed down with strong coffees all round – lovely. The sun shone briefly after that and the weather only closed back in half way back up the other side of the Col D'Iseran... although that might have been just low cloud cover – it was bitterly cold though. On the north side (Val D'Issere and the north) the weather was, once again, relentless. Undeterred we pressed on.

At Bourg St Mauritz and our fuel stop we parted company with Fozzy. I was sad to see him go, he'd been such a diamond geezer and a real laugh. Us four pressed on up into the Col de Petit St Bernard. Another BRILLIANT pass. This is the one that precedes the Col de Grande St Bernard (quite unsurprisingly) which leads up into Switzerland. These roads twisted and turned innumerous times. Lovely sweeps to the left and right mixed with challenging hairpins and staggering climbs and descents. It had the lot! We passed a seemingly desolate Hospice at one summit, beautiful in its architecture with stunning views all around. We could see the cloud line like it'd been drawn with a rule. The pass was dotted with religious statues. Part of the Grand St Bernard was under repair which made it all the more interesting. Streams traversed parts of the road which are always fun. The only down side was the odd traffic lights (which, to be honest, seemed a little superfluous to requirements – we were the only traffic to speak off). Even the weather let off a bit.

Snaking up into the mountain and we re-entered the clouds. In fact, the border was completely engulfed in cloud cover. It was only a brief respite in the cloud that let us see the start of Switzerland. The border was home to a very cold looking lake and a hotel... and then a big twisty road back down the mountain. The rain continued. I'm not sure whether the rain got heavier or we just got wetter but it was verging on the miserable regardless of the lovely roads. It had also taken us an unusually long time to cover very little distance so we decided to reconsider our final destination for the day and to aim for Montreaux on Lake Lehman instead. We still had a long way to go and it was extremely cold and wet in Switzerland.

By the time we got to the lake we all agreed that today's ride was easily as wet as our nautical voyage down to Croyde Bay pre-Stella. Finding a campsite was a bit of a task too. Monteaux was quite busy, busier than we'd been used to over the last few days, it was entertaining a Jazz festival and so was heaving with people in stupid hats and knit-wear. It was slightly surreal seeing a statue of Freddie Mercury sticking out of the lake about five meters from the shore though. My knee was agony by the time we had camp up. It was late, we were all cold, tired and soaked through to the skin. We opted for the lazy option of eating en-site which was a little under par for the price to be blunt but I would have just settled for a sandwich and bed by that stage anyway. We had an early night.